Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Dear Coach Bowden:

Please recruit kickers like you recruit for the other positions.

Sincerely,

FSU fan watching Penn State celebrate after we missed an extra point and 2 field goals

PS: I don't blame you, Mr. Cismesia. I know you didn't miss intentionally .

2 comments:

Manuel said...

It will never happen.

The Bowden family suffers from a genetic predisposition against having kickers on a football team. This abnormality prevents them from offering scholarships to kickers and from hiring qualified coaches for the kicking game and for special teams. In post-game interviews, they have been known to cover their genetic weakness with feeble excuses, like "We need better facilities, etc., etc."

Paul said...

He has lost a lot of important games over the years because of poor kicking.You would think he would learn. The previous comment's explanation is as good as any.