Friday, May 12, 2006

Fool me once...

...shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you - and I guess that means I'm stoopid.

Noah tends to get up in the middle of the night and makes his way to our bed to feed nurse. I always wake up on the edge of the bed with his feet in my back, our bodies forming the letter 'H'. Yesterday, I wake up to find a nice, cold, wet spot in the center of the bed where his diaper overflowed. Too much H2O the night before, I guess. OK. This morning I wake up to find another wet spot in between us; this time with lumpy white particles on the sheet and pillow. Let's just say that I think Noah OD'd on milk and poppy seed rolls last night. I think it's time he learns to sleep in his own bed.

Oh yeah - FYI: Young kids and venetian blinds don't mix.

4 comments:

Summer from Lorelei Caroline said...

Wha...eh, can't wait to have kids.

Desiree said...

Please tell me the lumpy stuff came out of his mouth.

Annette said...

You let your kids eat the blinds?!?

Michael said...

Let me clarify:
1) Yes, the lumpy stuff came from his mouth.

2) No, they don't eat the blinds; they just break them.

It's going to be interesting to see what tomorrow morning brings!