Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Hot Buttered Sole

So Saturday night I was at Longhorn's steakhouse with the usual eat-out crew (minus a few)and it was quite crowded. We waited about an hour for a table, and I took up my usual spot on the end, right beside the high chair. Nick and Noah fell asleep while we waited, but by this time Nick was wide awake and in full "I want chicken fingers and root beer" mode. Noah ws still unconscious however, lying on his back across my lap. Eventually we get our food - for me, grilled chicken breasts smothered with portabella mushrooms, asparagus, and melted provolone cheese, along with a baked potato with butter and sour cream. *mouth watering at the memory* Anyway, just as I dug in, Noah woke up and began to thrash. Before I could secure him and sit him upright, UP went his right leg and then (in what seemed to be slow motion) DOWN came his right leg right on the table. My son's shoe landed smack-dab in the middle of my baked potato. His shoe was covered in sour cream and (now) mashed potato. Nothing like a little faux leather and dirt to improve one's dinner. At least I provided comic relief for the table across from us. I thought the girl who saw the whole thing was gonna spit her beer on her date.

Richard Kiel, what hath thee wrought?

There's a relatively new song out now on the airwaves by Nelly and some other rappers extolling the virtues of having a tricked-out mouth. Rappers Paul Wall, Lil John, and Baby, or Birdman, of Cash Money records are extremely proud of their platinum and diamond-encrusted dental work - Mr. Wall in particular. I don't think I've ever seen a photo of him with his mouth closed.



Perhaps I could bolster my image by donning precious metals in my oral cavity. I've found several styles which match my personality. Perhaps you, dear reader, can help me decide. Come to think of it, my new grill could double as a retirement plan. As I accrue wealth, I could bling more & more teeth. When I reach retirement age, I can just cash in my dentures. I'm liking the sound of that...



I'd be remiss if I didn't give credit to the first to sport the metallic grin. Honor to whom honor is due and whatnot.



Jaws, all dentists, orthodontists, and jewelers salute you.

Friday, January 20, 2006

No grits or sweet tea to be found.

It's been a long week. San Diego was great, thanks to brethren and my labmates. We arrived in SD around 6:00 Friday evening. It sure gets dark early in CA. Their sunset is about 30-35 minutes earlier than here. After arriving at my hotel, I unpacked (something I NEVER do) and ate a solitary dinner at the restaurant on-site. Afterwards, I read some in Psalms and passed out.

Sabbath morning I had a leisurely breakfast at the same restaurant, and made contact with Joe, my ride to services. Services were great, as usual. Mr. Way gave a sermon on the 9th commandment. After services I met his family, as well as everyone I didn't meet before services. We ended up being among the last to leave, and I rode with a professional shuttle driver to the Young's place in Crest. There we had a festive meal of green and red enchiladas and taco salad. There was lots of stimulating conversation about various aspects of our beliefs. Mostly, I listened, which is what I tend to do around people I'm just getting to know. My new shuttle-driving friend gave me a lift back to the hotel around midnight, and once again I passed out.

Sunday was my busy day. I attended the Cotton Workshop and the International Cotton Genome Initiative meetings, and managed to stay awake the entire time. I was a little worried about that b/c I ate a huge liver and onions dinner immediately before the meetings began. Later that night my old boss at Clemson took a group of us out to dinner. It was basically people who'd worked for him at Clemson and people who now work for him in Arizona. There were other scientists there as well; people with whom he'd collaborated at one time or another. There were about 30 of us altogether. I recommend the Old Town Mexican Cafe if you're ever in SD. Did I mention that I was almost late to the meeting b/c I was watching the end of the Pittsburgh/Indy game? That was one of the most exciting 4th quarters I've ever seen. Poor Peyton. I really wanted him to win and shed the "can't win a big game label." It's getting harder to defend him though.

Monday was the day I had to stand by my poster. I basically found out that my data looked like crap. I mean, it would've been considered good if I was using poly-acrylamide, but since I was using agarose the marker bands should've looked more crisp and with less background. Enough of that. We hit the Cheesecake Factory after that with some lab-mates and then I came home and passed out.

Tuesday was a free day for me. We went on a 3-hour whale watching tour that morning and saw quite a few California gray whales, along with pelicans, sea lions, and dolphins. It was quite a trip - until I ate the Hebrew National and got a little queasy. Once I hit the bay though, I was fine. The guys went to tour this WWII aircraft (the Midway), while a couple of the gals went kayaking. The aircraft carrier was cool - even though I felt like I was in a submarine inside it. We eventually found ourselves in Pacific Beach, which is in La Jolla, I believe. I eventually made it home and passed out.

It was kinda fun this year not being the only one from the lab at a conference. I guess it's back to the daily grind now. I think I'll have another glass of wine and then go pass out.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Pulling an Annette...

For the geek in you... This is the poster I'm taking to the Plant & Animal Genome Conference in San Diego tomorrow. Helloooo Cheesecake Factory!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

I'm supposed to be in San Antonio...

I can't begin to imagine the anguish the people of Tallmansville, WV must feel. After being twisting in the wind as to the fate of the miners trapped 260 feet underground, the families and friends of the trapped miners were euphoric after being told that 12 of the 13 miners were alive. According to an article I read on Worldnetdaily, and according to statements given on Anderson Cooper's show, officials knew within twenty minutes that this information was inaccurate, yet did not inform the families of the true status of the trapped miners for 3 hours. With the 12 deaths, then the added pain caused by the inaccurate information, I sense a major class-action lawsuit in the future.

I just heard Ariel Sharon has had a brain hemorrhage. Didn't he have a light stroke last week? I wonder how things will change in Israeli/Palestinian relations with the advent of a new Prime Minister. I wonder if Netanyahu will regain the office.

USC & Texas are starting to pick up steam now. The fourth quarter promises to be a dandy.

Dear Coach Bowden:

Please recruit kickers like you recruit for the other positions.

Sincerely,

FSU fan watching Penn State celebrate after we missed an extra point and 2 field goals

PS: I don't blame you, Mr. Cismesia. I know you didn't miss intentionally .